The Regulars by Georgia Clark

 

Wildly irreverent, blatantly sexy, and observed with pitch-perfect wit, The Regulars is a fresh and funny take on beauty and the modern woman.

Best friends Evie, Krista, and Willow are just trying to make it through their mid-twenties in New York. They’re regular girls, with average looks and typical quarter-life crises: making it up the corporate ladder, making sense of online dating, and making rent.

Until they come across Pretty, a magic tincture that makes them, well . . . gorgeous. Like, supermodel gorgeous. And it’s certainly not their fault if the sudden gift of beauty causes unexpected doors to open for them.

But there’s a dark side to Pretty, too, and as the gloss fades for these modern-day Cinderellas, there’s just one question left: 

What would you sacrifice to be Pretty?

The Regulars is out now in the U.S., Canada, Australia, New Zealand, the U.K, Italy, Germany, Latin America, Portugal and Brazil. 

 
Raunchy, very funny... distinctly hip and modern.
— Booklist, Top 10 Women's Fiction books of 2016
A modern day fairytale with a feminist message. Riotously enjoyable—sexy, fast-paced and extremely funny. Brilliant.
— Sunday Mirror
We laughed more times than we cared to remember while tearing through this extraordinarily funny page-turner.
— Marie Claire
Sexy and smart, this novel is Sex and the City meets The Picture of Dorian Gray. We doubt you’ll be able to put it down.
— Refinery 29
A lively and engrossing parable for women of all generations.
— Harper's Bazaar

The Regulars paperback launch
Books Are Magic, 8/23/16

This witty, thought-provoking, and hopelessly sexy debut will leave readers with an unexpected new perspective on vanity.
— PopSugar
If you adore stories of 20-somethings navigating the jungle of NYC, The Regulars is a compulsively delicious and refreshingly sexy dose of it.
— Redbook
Witty and sexy…Clark is a deft writer, with sharp sense for timing and funny, evocative descriptions.
— Autostraddle
Unravels the concept of prettiness, beauty standards and pop culture in general. Clark beautifully brings to life the struggle to accept oneself, while still wanting to change.
— Book Page
A smart, fun, completely original novel.
— Pop Sugar
 
 

I filmed this segment during my Aussie press tour for The Regulars. The day before, my doctor found a lump on my breast. It turned out to be benign, but the experience was the catalyst for my next novel, The Bucket List. I had no idea it would lead to that at the time, of course: I’m just underslept and masking low-level terror. In the moment where I say, “The older we get, the more life dilemmas we face, and the more we get a sense of what it’s all about. Our bodies are here, and we’re blessed if they’re healthy, if they can move us around in this world,” I’m having a well-disguised existential meltdown.  

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